Loose Twat Syndrome
noun.
a disease that women contract when engaging in s-xual intercourse with; farm animals, african americans, king kong dingdong and of course tom jones
man #1 “have you seen our local prost-tute lately?”
man #2 “yeah i have… seems like she got loose tw-t syndrome!”
man #1 “i heard tom jones gave it to her”
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