loover
loover – the name given to those people in your life who are more special in your life than a lover. they continually improve your life time and time again. they are called a life improver – a loover.
oh my god i’ve just got back from a long trip and jack just left me ciders chilled in the fridge with a deck chair out in the garden for me to chill out and watch the sun go down. what an absolute loover.
my best friend nicole just used her knowledge in working in a bank to help me find the right current account for me and sent me a quote telling me why i should make the most of my finances. she’s such a loover.
‘heather i’m having boy troubles’
-10000 whatsapps later-
‘gee heather, i’m totally over him now. thanks for being the best loover anyone could ever want’
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