Lord Borgshire


when the borg land in britain, they cannot help but be -ssimilated, you see. as a result, one finds a lord borgshire here, or there. he wears a black monocle that links into his borg-y plugs, and his wife is lady borgshire, of course.
no! run! it’s the borg! -everyone is screaming and running-

lord borgshire: “i say! resistance is quite futile. undoubtably, you will be -ssimilated!”

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