Lord of Artichoke
this is a rare type of p-n-s disorder. it it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. it is most common in asians though caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. the scientific name is artichocious penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named möi pang in the 1800’s. since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
“i hooked up with this guy and he was a real lord of artichoke! it was actually kind of hot, honestly.”
“man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, i might have even become a lord of artichoke.”
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