Lord of the Rings lie-in
when you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the ‘normal’ sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).
it is also worth noting that an ‘extended lord of the rings lie-in’ exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of ‘normal’ sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
‘ahh dave’s having a lord of the rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night’
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