Lord Wejust
(n) a proper name for g-d that is most commonly uttered by white college-aged evangelical christians in parachurch organizations (such as intervarsity christian fellowship, campus crusade for christ, and the navigators) and mindless youth ministries during group prayer in a vain attempt to soften their language and hide their narcissism. it’s origin is the collapse of the default prayer phrase “lord, we just…” a phrase containing irony in that, while supposedly praying to g-d, one expresses what are more likely their own desires/opinions arrived at without thoughtful discernment.
when praying: “lord wejust want to thank you for being you. lord wejust want to praise you. lord wejust want you to call down your heavenly fire on those unbelievers/iraqis/pro-choicers/h-m-s-xuals because of the truth of your name.”
or
“lord wejust thank you that we are not like other people: thieves, rogues, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. we fast twice a week; we give a tenth of all our income.” (see luke 18:11-12)
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