lorde
the act of becoming famous overnight and abusing the f-ck out of it by claiming fantasies of random words you put in a poem/song of stuff you never had but could have now cuz you’re super rich, cuz your song got number 1. in hurcules terms: zero to hero, just like that.
crowd: look its lorde!!!!!
lorde: (introducing herself on stage) hi im lorde, i dance funny while i sing and i have pubic hair all over my head :> lets make do with some random singymajigs i have wroted with my poetic brainz
crowd: if this is what pop is now we love it!!!!
pop: {slaps forehead}
a colloquial term for j-zz, c-m, s-m-n, etc.
guy 1: “hey man, did you see thor last night.”
guy 2: “ya bro, natalie portman was so hot.”
guy 1: “i know, i was lordeing all over the place!”
guy 2: “ugh. i hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. such a pain to get out.”
lorde is a very talented singer/songwriter from new zealand. this girl is 17 and has won a total of 19 awards. her full name is ella marija lani yelich-o’connor. lorde is said to have criticized many people but that is not true. she has said things, but the media twisted the words to make it look bad. she is very kind as well. ella has donated money from her ep “the love club” to disaster relief. she actually cares about people. unlike many other celebrities that are only in it for the money. lorde considers herself a feminist. and in this world, there is not enough of people like her. people, that are sweet, caring, and helpful to have. ella is a true queen bee.
person 1: have you heard about that girl lorde?
person 2: ya. she’s quite amazing isn’t she?
person 1: yes. and her alb-m, pure heroine, is great!
person 1: i agree.
lorde is a teen singer from new zealand who debuted her single “royals”
her alb-m, “pure heroine” is flawless and her songs are not predictable, she actually has song writing talent, and her work does not revolve around songs about clubs,heavy drinking, drugs, or anything else that pop cultire has managed to make look “okay” and “cool”.
oh we’ll never be royals. that kinda lux just aint for us. we crave a different kind of buzz. let me be your ruler, you can call me queen bee. baby i’ll rule, let me live that fantasy.
-lorde’s “royals”
16 year old indie singer from new zealand. slayin
wow lorde is so much better than miley cyrus
a unit of measurement equal to 65″/165 cm, or about 9.3 bananas (for scale). the lorde as a non-si unit of measure came about as a result of her hit song, “royals”, in which the singer specifically requests she become a scale for measuring objects (“let me be your ruler”).
guy 1: i’m not a big fan of tall girls.
guy 2: what are you talking about? she’s barely even 1.1 lordes.
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