lorded


drunk, sh-tfaced, p-ssed. like loaded but one stage above. hierarchically in terms of drunkenness very high up the scale 🙂
did u see bernard las nite? he was well lorded!
to be completely dominated by another person, regardless of the context or situation; similar to being “owned,” but implying an even greater degree of humilation.
fat frank lorded you in that pie-eating contest bro!

you pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!

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