Loren Groves
entry one: the sweetest guy in the world
entry two: lead singer of san jose based band “story told”
entry three: my official adopted older brother, hope he doesn’t mind
entry four: the coolest man in the bay area.
entry five: hot guy who doesn’t wear underwear that often.
also see angel,sweetheart, homie, things of that sort.
mother thereasa…with a p-n-s.
Read Also:
- Loren vD
a s-xy, attractive young lady, who often is full of faeces. she tends to bow down to ‘jarryd’ nd kiss his delish toes. 😉 loren vd , she loves dem toes
- Mcgibblet
a small morsel of wet gravy train or kibbles and bits dog food, usually after evacuation from the human male -n-s after being “pushed in” during male h-m-s-xual activity. wow what is that disgusting looking piece of cr-p on your couch? that’s not a piece of cr-p, that’s a mcgibblet. my roommate and i really […]
- newsbabe
a s-xually-attractive female newsanchor or reporter on tv. amount of “babe”-itude is often increased by the heavy amount of makeup, lipstick and teased hair used to attract viewers. often used as a derisive symbol of the shallowness of tv news, or else as the objects of desire by salivating male viewers. i know that she’s […]
- The MZS connection
the three greatest bands in the world- metallica, led zeppelin, and black sabbath. if the mzs connection went on tour together, it would kick so much -ss that its -ss kickery couldn’t be described.
- the old nite
one of the greatest runescape players to have ever lived. sadly, he recently died due to cancer. this was first thought to be a rumor but was later confirmed by his sister. his death was greatly mourned amongst the all runescape players. he was far greater than zezima because zezima is a nerdy fruit and […]