Lorena Bobbit Smoothie


when a girl chops off a guy’s p-n-s because she’s p-ssed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy’s goldfish.

special thanks to jen for this idea.
you should stop fooling around. i’m afraid of getting a lorena bobbit smoothie.

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