loribirdism
a religious faith that bases its existence off preaching and praising their divine ent-ty david the rainbow lorikeet, beloved, and believed to have created all life. examples of divine substances and items include all fruit, seed, etc. their sacred text is known as the bibbl of brd, (derived from the ancient language of bird), the instructs their followers to enjoy life, but ‘not be a total douche canoe’.
it is believed that his descendants are spread across the world evolving and adapting their colours, preaching loribirdism in all the world.
door to door 1: hey man, have you heard of loribirdism?
guy: hey, that sounds pretty good
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