Lorne

s-x machine
a dashingly handsome statuesque swede who perspires an aroma of cherry blossoms, white jasmin and peach. he spends his leisure time resting his p-n-s on pink, nippled pillows. commonly found in the company of those suffering from daniella. a powerful aphrodisiac if grated into soup.
i think my roommate is of the lorne persuasion.. it always smells like cherry blossoms and my pillows are covered in s-m-n.
a handsome, dashing, s-xy and charming guy who is crazy, funny and outgoing at times but can also be sensitive and caring. he is an athlete and has good sportsmanship. he also wishes he had a cat and a hippo. in other words, a complete babe!!
did you see lorne? what a babe!
– small cr-ppy little spot located in in the northern region of new brunswick, where odd people named lapointe and gagnon like to congregate and shoot off.
– extreme sarcasm is common within the girl population from up there commonly around the age of eighteen years old.
– names like penny and dale are not uncommon as well and are often backed up by a very pretty lady.
– lapointe girls are commonly attracted to boys from mcadam and miramichi, so watch out.
– booty
lorne, g-ds country, ye old sh-thole, bog
a short lil f-gget tat dosent get any and tat copies sayings off of b.e.t. to try too act like hes in the hood. his job is a hobo or stands on the corner of hobo lane and give bj’s for $5.
whos tat kid tat lives in the tat cardboard box. oh it’s just lorne.
liar/a person who copies sayings and sayings from b.e.t
a short f-gget, that has no b-lls…likes to suck p-n-s on his free time. also tries to act ghetto by writing down what the host of b.e.t. say!!! but gets his -ss kicked everyday!
what the f-ck is that….ohhh its just a lorne!