Los Angelitis
a disorder in which one loses the ability to hear what anyone else has to say – because their own self important inner monologue drowns out everything else.
damon drummed his fingers impatiently while his girlfriend talked about her dying grandmother. he couldn’t wait for her to finish, so he could talk about how huge his glutes had become. because he had los angelitis, all he could hear was his own voice.
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