Los Banos

los banos is located at 37°3’44” north, 120°50’39” west (37.062356, -120.844174)1.

los banos is a town saturated with people that think high school are the best years of their lives. they think that the amount of alcohol they drink is indicative of how cool they are. this town is small, close minded, and inbred. located in the san joaquin valley, los banos enjoys 100 degree summer days. often called “the bathrooms” because of a rought translation to english. this however is an insult to bathrooms, as nothing is sh-ttier than los banos, ca.
person 1 – have you been to los banos?
person 2 – yeah, it f-cking sucks.
a flat, wild west central california town that is home to many farmers, farmworkers, steakhouses, and cows. children raised here rarely stay, but return at holidays and connect with each other at local bars. it does not have any pet psychics or cosmetic surgeons, but this does not diminish its inherent value or capacity to inspire its more creative and intelligent residents. as a result of their own shame and self-loathing, many of its former residents feel compelled to insult it, often while using poor spelling and inappropriate verb tenses.

person 1: los banos sucks.
person 2: what are you really saying?
person 3: deep down, i loathe myself.
los banos is a town, get over it.
loser: los b-n-s is a sh-tee plase were peeple lurn how not to spell gud. every1 hates it.

know it all: los banos is a place where my brain seems much larger then it actually is, especially when i insult the idiots who’s parents probably dropped acid durring conception.

me: you two should go kill each other.
a small but diverse town consisting of a little more than 30,000 people. something always seems to be happening, and the f-ggot no lives who are never involved in doing anything besides staying home either smoking weed,playing their sh-tty -ss ps3’s, or talking trash, always feel the need to insult the place they live at.
no life: hey this town f-cking sucks, let’s go to gilroy and waste our lives away over there.

cool los banos bad-ss: your a f-ggot.
a sh-tty hick town. located an hour away from the beloved bayarea. in a youngling’s eyes: los banos features big head athletes to sh-tty rice rockets. if you do not go to college out of town, there is no way you can get out of “the bathrooms”.
lb should not be part of the map.

i hope los banos gets nuked.