Losebian
pr-nounced (looz-bie-un):
a loser lesbian.
a lesbian who just can’t seem to get laid, or get a date, or find a lover. chicks always escape her.
jess (a lesbian): d-mn! my luck with chicks is horrible.
alice: mmm…you’d think being a lesbian, it’d get you some vag!
jess: i guess i’m not a true lesbian then…i must be a losebian. =(
or
lucy (a lesbian): what the f-ck!?
i just got rejected by that girl…
liz: girl, i hate to break it to ya…but you’re a losebian. =/
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