loser sperm


the discharge that exist the p-n-s right before the actual sperm. also known as pre-nut. loser sperm can actually cause conception resulting in a very stupid child that will grow into a stupid adult. also known as emo kids.
sure you pulled out in time, but your son listens to emo music and crys…often. your mistake of a son is the result of loser sperm.

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