Losing Streak
while taking a dump you feel the stool come out of your b-tt but nothing hits the toilet water. upon wiping you realize that nothing hit the toilet because it’s all still on your -ss crack.
man yesterday i had the worst sh-t ever. there was poo all over the toilet due to my losing streak!
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