Lost Fish
while doing things in your bedroom that should only be done in the beijing olympics, your jamhammer breaks off in the course of s-x, leaving your nemo stranded in the sea of darkness, never to be found again.
john twilliger: man, i heard your d-ck broke off in bethany bartholomew.
old teddy winchester: yeah, she caught my lost fish. sh-t hurt like a mug.
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