Lost In Transwebification
the disappointing/sinking feeling you get when a well-crafted pun or sarcastic remark gets misconstrued over the internet, text, or email. you expect an lol, instead you get a wtf?!? never fun, often results in hurt feelings or a blank e-stare.
me: chop chop! i don’t have all day!
r: you don’t have to be so f’ing rude, who the f do you think you are!? << lost in transwebification
me: yea good luck with that! ha!
them: um, thanks... i guess? << lost in transwebification
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