Lost Taco Vendor
a hilarious alias of some lawyer living in salt lake city, utah. he unofficially commentates, via twitter, several sports events; mostly for the utah jazz, utah utes basketball, and real salt lake (soccer). he also commentates on the show, the bachelorette.
he’s cynical, sarcastic, and funny as h-ll. he likes to flirt with random girls on twitter, but will never reveal his ident-ty to anyone.
“did you see lost taco vendor’s last tweet?”
“man, who is that guy?!”
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