Løstegård
an abnormal chromosome failure, resulting in early hairloss and/or 40/40 vision at the age of usually 5. the result of løstegård is commonly referred to as being : an old man trapped in a young boys body.
in some cultures, løstegård is referred to as:
1. the benjamin b-tton syndrome
2. wow..i thought you were like..60.. at least
3. ah! my eyes!! cover yer face, thay hideous beast!!
“oh my yes. time has certaintly been løstegård on you”
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