lotion
that which belongs in the basket-and-i stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one will get the hose. also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.
i’d f-ck me
a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
as he popped the p-rn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
what makes something slippery and soft.
ur c-ck
instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used lotion
a topical -n-lgesic.
hey buddy, i could use some of that lotion over there. i need a topical -n-lgesic to soothe my boils!
a male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a “fin” haircut and in full on cases of lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.
this bar is full of lotions.
lotion b-st-rd.
when somebody acts h-m-s-xually. i.e. when a male touches another male or implies that he wants to be s-xually active with said male.
you’re lotion
to suck up to someone
stop tryin to “lotion!
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