lotion man


jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for -n-l s-x purposes
dat bwoy is a dyam lotion man
lotionman is what our favorite gargantuan, strong mad, calls the king of town’s dunce cap in the strong bad email “origins”.
“…stole the king of town’s dunce cap and renamed it lotionman. don’t ask, it was strong mad’s idea.”

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