lotion sack
to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.
my date flaked out on me tonight. i think i’m going to have to lotion sack it. 30 seconds in the microwave, and i won’t even remember her name.
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