lotionize
the act of putting lotion on.
i’m about to lotionize the cr-p out of my legs.
2 more definitions
the act of rubbing s-xual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.
bro 1 – ” yo bro! ” – goes in for handshake –
bro 2 – ” .. oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. ”
the act of putting lotion on one’s “privates” (fc) once they shave it.
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