Lotitude


1)a slight feeling of grat-tude to win back money wasted on a non-jackpot lottery ticket. 2)winning back some, but not all, money wasted on lottery games resulting in a feeling of grat-tude that you did not get completely f-cked by the lottery.
i had to come to work today because i didn’t win the f-cking lottery! but i did manage to get some lot-tude.

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