lotto stance
the stance that elderly (aka old) people take when scratching off their lottery tickets while you wait behind them in line at the convenience store. it consists of: one elbow on the counter, one knee touching the wall and your a$$ way up in the air!
i tripped over an old guy at the kwik trip this morning cause he was taking up too much sp-ce with his lotto stance.
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