Loud Blinking
a normal person blinking and high people can hear it, so they freak the h-ll out.
person: -‘loudly’ blinks-
high person 1: omg i heard someone blink
high person 1: who was it
high person 2: holy sh-t
high person 2: -mind f-cking blown-
high person 3: what kind of place is this where people blink loudly?!
high person 2: i dont f-cking know
high person 4: i heard blinking 8:05 pm
person: -confused loud blinking- 8:05 pm
everyone else: -continues to freak the f-ck out–
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