Louis Fauxton
fraudulent louis vuitton merchandise. it’s estimated that 99% of lv branded goods aren’t genuine. if you see someone with an lv bag, it’s overwhelmingly likely to be fake.
basic b-tches buy $40 louis fauxton bags made out of plastic. brandthirsty b-tches buy $200 louis fauxton bags made from canvas and leather. status wh-r-s buy $500+ all-leather louis fauxton bags (usually a capucines or epi leather) replicated at a perfect 1:1 ratio .
true “aaa” or 1:1″ louis fauxton bags are almost as rare as genuine lv and can sometimes mistakenly be authenticated and even repaired or heat stamped by lv.
“i can’t afford to buy a new louis vuitton empreinte speedy, so i bought a louis fauxton from the back of a korean taco food truck on c-n-l street. sh-t was a legit aaa replica, so i couldn’t even get a taco after.
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