louisiana bayou


a s-xual act in which an african woman is engaged in -n-l s-x and as you near climax you pull out. the female proceeds to excrete sh-t and the male -j-c-l-t-s on top of the sh-t giving it a proper glaze. finally, the male picks up the sh-t yelling “louisiana bayou!” and slaps her undercarriage with it.
dude last night i got so drunk i louisiana bayou’ed the sh-t out of some black woman!
a rare infection of the skin similar to the more widely known necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating bacteria), differing mainly by the source or cause of the infection. the bacterial spread begins through the upper layers of skin tissue, proceeding to the deeper layers of the skin tissue within a culturing period of roughly 3 to 6 days. the infection is caused by direct contact with a liquid containing the live bacteria, the most common infection scenario is the accidental act of stepping into a puddle of various bodily fluids found to excrete from a typical hobo person(s). this can vary from vomit, feces, s-m-n, etc (often a combination of several aforementioned bodily fluids)
walking down an alley last night chris caught a wicked case of louisiana bayou.

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