Louisiana Bull-Ride
the act of having s-x with an over wieght to obese women, and mid-way through fornification, she goes into a diabetic shock, thus creating the effect of a bullride. this may be a desired event.
“man, when the louisiana bullride started, i didn’t even want to get the insulin injection for her… it was awesome”
as you’re tonguing a she-male’s gooch (or grundle)on the dryer, maneuver your body around for -n-l penetration, and while doing so, administer a hefty slap to his/her t-st-cl-s, put the dryer on fast, and ride it out.
works best at laundromat, or your neighbors garage.
billy: so i was giving the louisiana bullride to pat yesterday, but i forgot to put a quarter in the dryer!
jeffy: woah
billy: yea, pat was super p-ssed that it’s b-lls weren’t swinging like they should
jeffy: you mean, no thwapping?
billy: bro….
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