Louisiana Ho-Down

as a defensive move in the early 1960’s, multiple parishes in louisiana p-ssed ordinances to create a loop-hole to legitimize prost-tution, providing that some measure of proof could be supplied that any acts were both mutual and reciprocated. the loop-hole rested on the common practice of cajuns to leverage their affection for the taste of hooker p-ssy as a means to avoid cash tips for prost-tutes. however, not all cajun men would honor this “swamp brother” courtesy due to cheapness or out of sibling rivalry. as a result, hosts for prost-tution parties would commonly serve shrimp with their hookers as a means to both mask the breath of their patrons as well as provide fiduciary evidence that a patron “may” have reciprocated, thus legitimizing any act or exchange. as a result, parties where hookers and shrimp are presented are commonly referred to as a louisiana ho-down.
boudreaux: “what say you tell that peace offer that makes him let you go after your brother’s louisiana ho-down?”

thibodeaux: “i say ‘my sisters a d-mn lier!!! smell my breath’, he did and i’s gone frog jiggin.”

cookiedeaux: “you call me a lier one more time and you’re gonna find your nads redder than a crawfish up a rac–n’s -ss !!”