Louisiana Stuffed Turkey
when a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her v-g-n-, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
guy 1- “okay, so i was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! i had no choice but to turn her into a louisiana stuffed turkey.”
guy 2- “yeah, dude, you had every right.”
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