Louisville Lawnmower
the louisville lawnmower is performed by taking a length of -n-l beads (the longer the better) and fully submerging it in a girls -n-s, then placing your hand (palm down) on her -sscheek and frimly gripping the string of beads with your other hand. quickley removed said beads as if you were starting an old lawnmower
guy1: my mom said shes mad at you dude
guy2: whys that?
guy1: she said you gave her the louisville lawnmower last night.
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