love fap
when you m-st-rb-t- to non p-rnographic images of a partner or spouse, usually when they are away for an extended period of time.
“i missed my girlfriend so much, i couldn’t help but have a love fap over the pics she posted to facebook of the trip to hawaii she’s on with her parents.”
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