Love godess
this is a type of food, after a bite of the love g-dess one gains a feeling of amaizment & instantly falls in love.
this grows from the tree of love which can be found in the mystical gardens of pradeeze.
i will search high & low, until i can find the ‘love godess’ and bring it to my love.
your so beautiful that it feels like i’ve just had a bite from the ‘love godess’!
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