Love Masseur
a man who practices the art of erotic m-ssage mostly though not always with the purpose of s-x, foreplay, icebreaking and/or muscular pain!
baby i am your love m-sseur to-nite!
“so whatcha did yesterday dude!”
“i met this front burner we like totally hit it off”
“didja score b-tch!”
“yeah! the love m-sseur was working overtime!”
my tounge (or any other external body part) is the wmd of my love -rs-nal baby!
i am the love m-sseur
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