Love poke
any appendage belonging to one person, inserted in any way into any available orifice belonging to his or her partner/desired partner, necessarily followed by the exclamation: “love poke!” a finger in the ear or tongue in the belly b-tton may both const-tute a love poke.
rule of thumb: any appendage; any orifice.
she was momentarily distracted by x factor, so i took the opportunity to give her a quick love poke.
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