love puff
during the act of -n-l, the woman farts down the males shaft.
she gave me a love puff, i’ll be farting bubbles for weeks.
a silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn’t smell, but does. by calling it a ‘love puff’, you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.
‘oh, whoopsy! i did a little love puff!’
a more pleasant synonym for queef.
vanessa shared a story about her night with jerry and how her hoohaa kept letting out love puffs all night.
f-nny fart
i was so embarrased the other night, i did a huge love puff during s-x!!
when you are spooning with a girl and she farts on your crotch. could be accidental or on purpose, either way is usually amusing.
man: baby did you just give me a love puff?
woman: ya lol…sorry…
man: you’re so foul
woman: you love it ; )
when a person farts under the covers and holds the blanket down so the bodily gases do not escape. when it has reached its peak of stinkieness, he or she releases the intoxicating sent in small “puffs” with 5 to 10 second inervals sharring the gases with a lover, freind, or family member.
d-mn that was one stinky lovepuff!
to place your b-m against any part of your loved one and fart. the fart must be directly on them to qualify.
“uh oh”… (person farts on the other) “hee hee hee i love puffed you.”
what girls call farts if they do them and it’s therefore funny. when you do them it’s disgusting and not funny!
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