love-railing
not to be confused with morbid obesity or the more commonly known love handle, the love-railing is a single, unified, full-on midsection extension of flab that connects existing love handles together around the lower stomach and the back, providing 360 degrees of access to a secure lovemaking grip-hold, regardless of position. (primarily relevant to the s-xually non-selective)
emory: wow, judging by your screams it sounded like that fat chick you took home from the bar last night really worked you over good, huh?
oglethorpe: you have no idea. i spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to g-d for it to be over.
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