Love-Raping
banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn’t b-tch later that you don’t respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent s-x.
inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your b-tch that you “don’t respect her”.
after love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, i whispered “i wuv you squishy-buns!”
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