Love Stain
1 n: a permanent mark caused by the act of s-xual intercourse, generally dried s-m-n
2 n: the pain of having your heart broken
“i left a love stain or two on your couch, jeremy, sorry, bro.”
what neill ptrick harris left in the back of harold’s car in harold and k-mar go to white castle.
“he’re’s $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. i left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you’ll see.”
when a guy gets c-m all over a piece of furniture.
“hey man, thank’s for letting me borrow your car last night! oh…here’s 50 bucks.”
“….uh…what’s the 50 for? you’re my bro, it’s free” he says, giving back the $50.
“you’ll find out in a second, thanks again!”
“…ok…”
he goes back to his car.
“wtf!?! he c-mmed all over the b-tch in the front seat!?! awwwwwww h-ll naw! $50 won’t cover these love stains!!!”
what you leave in the back of your friends car after you borrow it for a date with your girlfriend.
john,”here is $20 for your car.”
greg,”my car! what did you do to it?”
john,”i left some love stains in the backseat.”
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