Loveable Mom
woman befitting of her t-tle ~
“loveable mom” to her youngsters and h-ll on wheels in the sunshine beach cafe…
likes to kick miffers -ss all over the board.
hey jenn, when you going to stop kickin miffer’s -ss and give him some lovin??
response : “not in this lifetime.”
; )
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