Lovelee
a clumsy mistake often made while brushing one’s teeth. soaking of the shirt, mostly on the front.
(as harriett brushes her teeth, she looks down at her now drenched shirt.)
harriett: oh no! i have pulled a lovelee!
jon: how clumsy of you.
harriett: yes. how clumsy of me. clumsy me!
jon: you are so clumsy! clumsy you!
harriett: clumsy me!
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