Lovenge
a “lovenge”is a human being that’s put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsph-cked.com. lovenge can also be used as an insult subst-tuting the very popular phrase. “go kill yourself.” just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!
example1:
calvin: “just hold on were going home!!!”
david: “calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time.”
example 2:
miley cyrus: “we cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!”
kirstie: “miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process.”
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