lover and a king
a girl’s version of gentleman and a scholar. if your woman calls you this, it’s time to go hard or go home. an egregiously high compliment.
man: “my love, i’d rather freeze and die than you suffer this chilly weather! take my coat”
woman: “you are a lover and a king.”
man: “score.”
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