Lover’s lane
an old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as bl-wj-bs, d-ck-squeezing, the dirty sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.
“mom, me and peggy-jean are gonna be at lover’s lane!”
“lover’s lane! oh, i remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . .”
“but mother, i – i thought lover’s lane was where you got your first kiss.”
“no, your father just f-cked me, that’s all.”
“oh…”
a very naughty s-x store
i bought this at lover’s lane
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