Lovesicle
when consuming a popsicle becomes overly s-xual.
dave: “it seems like terry is really enjoying that popsicle.”
jason: “the way he’s attacking it, it’s now become a lovesicle.”
dave: “is sh-lly performing felatio on that popsicle?”
jason: “it sure looks like it. she doesn’t seem to have any trouble with the bigger lovesicles.”
the one and only man you would preform oral s-x with.
boy: wanna slob on my stick?
girl: i save that for my lovesicle.
in life, when a certain boy named jon loves a certain girl named lauren
jon: this is lovely
lauren: lol you love it because lovesicle!
jon: yes i do love lauren
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