Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup
the last time i had a definition for this word it was 400,000 years ago.
the lovey dovey tentacle monsters in a cup were not always tentacle monsters. oh sorry, yeah they were. but they were not always in a cup. they were once mortal enemies in outer sp-ce in their sp-ce pods. they pod battled for supremacy. when they decided that was boring they would pod race, like in episode one. g-d, i hate that kid who plays anakin. little kids dont all suck at acting. get one that knows how to deliver a line. but that little t-rd did not ruin it for me so its all good. he could never bring down a juggernaut like star wars. speaking of juggernaut, have you seen the new x-men movie? i haven’t yet, but i have heard really good things. anyway, the tentacle monster is in some plastic cup at a wedding or some sh-t. i dont know.
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