Low-Eyed

verb. – 2 definitions…

1 – to be under the influence of marijuana.

2 – the physical effect of marijuana on the eyelids.

1 – after you have smoked pot, especially a copious amount, and you are getting physically tired, but are still mentally stimulated, you will usually shuffle around with possibly blood-shot eyes wanting to make food, watch a movie, play an instrument and listen to music all at once….and the thought of this makes you want to chuckle for no reason…

this is the state of being “low-eyed”….basically a synonym for being pretty f-cking stoned…

2 – when you have smoked marijuana, especially a copious amount, and your eye-lids feel heavy and comfortably rest at least half way closed. being tired and/or in a super relaxed state in combination with the marijuana can also aid in the lowering of the eyelids.

this is known as literally being “low-eyed”

one dose not necessarily need to have eyelids that are halfway, or more, closed to be called “low-eyed” as long as they are under the influence of marijuana, because both definitions of “low-eyed” refer to being stoned off your -ss and any stoner knows that ones eyes get lower once stoned, especially when stoned with good sh-t, thus the point is sure to get across either way.

p.s. – led zeppelin is the f-cking best, sober or stoned, so go listen to all their music!
definition 1 –

“duuude man..have you seen steve? he’s
rocking out to physical graffiti on his i-pod mini in my den with the lights off staring at my lava lamp eating a bag of fun sized snickers…he’s f-ckin’ low-eyed like crazy!”

definition 2 –

“hahaha man steve…you can come with us 7-11 if you want, but i’m tellin’ you, those eye drops aren’t gonna help for sh-t….anyone who makes eye-contact with you is gonna know your ripped…you’re f-ckin’ mega low-eyed bro!”